Oh. My. God.

I'm having trouble typing coherently because the words in my brain are sounding something like this: Gaaaaah, huuhmmm, duuurrrr, sllaaaagh, muuurph.

Just go to this site and look around: My Old Bicycle

No, first clear your schedule for the rest of the day.

I wish I'd seen this site before I made my post about 1950s European "commuter" bicycles.